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effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH


ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure


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thatsmoderatelyraven:

tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3


drakefanclub:

motivationfitnessmademestronger:

I wish -.- why do I always fall on the RARE  case -.-?

So true

drakefanclub:

motivationfitnessmademestronger:

I wish -.- why do I always fall on the RARE  case -.-?

So true




humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”



snapchatting:

some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009


posted 5 months ago with 132,785 notes via pizza

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.


barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks


dickrider420:

when boys take off their hoodies and their shirt comes off with it

image


mydogsnokes:

my friend tried to take a panoramic photo of me and this is how it turned out i can’t stop laughing

mydogsnokes:

my friend tried to take a panoramic photo of me and this is how it turned out i can’t stop laughing


lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it